When my friends say "I remember you liked...."

epic-humor:

I’m like

When your parents say "You're wasting too much time on the internet."

thelephobia:

i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
  • beast: hey I just met you
  • beast: and this is crazy
  • beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING
  • DONT YOU DARE
  • TOUCH
  • MY WEST WING
  • WOMAN.
  • UNDERSTAND?
  • beast: so come to dinner maybe

WHEN YOU ORDER TAKEOUT AND THE DOORBELL RINGS:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

damnthatswhatshesaid: Grammy Award winner, Skrillex.
  • society: Everyone's beautiful.
  • society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
  • society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
  • society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
  • society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
  • society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
  • society: You had sex?! Slut!
  • society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
  • society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
  • society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
  • society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
  • society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
  • society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
  • society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
  • society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
  • -someone kills themself-
  • society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!